January 2012
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December 2011
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Hoping for a meaningful new years eve via the meaningful film ‘new years eve’
Now that its the morning and I am sober I am more...
And I could probably never forgive myself for that.
i am really bad at meeting women at the bar.
Sartorial Life
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A stereotype I have yet to overcome.
TV movies and health class taught me that all other men who drink are date/statutory rapists and should not be trusted. I have assumed this most of my life.
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Tumblr friend.
I think about her sometimes.
While in a crowded hotel bed
Near a bunch of snorers
And fart makers.
At three a.m. when I am
Reading my poetry books
And wishing I was
Alone somewhere.
I think of her
And her hair
And her lips
And her narcissism.
And her odd vanity
And random thoughts.
I want to fuck her
But at the same time
I appreciate how truly
Human she is.
And...
I woke up and saw light breaking through my hotels window.
Steve is awake texting on his phone.
I open mine and say
“Shit Steve, my phones frozen it thinks its 12:35.”
I get up thinking I’d hop in the shower. But Steve stops me.
“It is 12:35.”
I tear open the blinds. Darkness and streetlights.
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life would be easier if we were all horny...
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Cold Turkey: Day One
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there's starving kids in africa that'll never get...
A Sign & A Symptom
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christmas
dad walks in at two because my light is still on and tells me i don’t need to be up half of the night. so i stay up later. and later. and later. until i am found in a contorted position. disturbed awake by mom when she sits next to me and i am scared shitless. its christmas morning. i only wanted two things. i got them and a bunch of other things that show me how little my parents get me. i...
i wish there was a girl snuggling with me while I...
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This comedian on comedy central dresses like a...
His shoes are brown high tops, Loose Laced, Tongues sticking out. His slacks are a light blue, Possibly denim. Very Loose. They’re tucked into his shoes. He’s got a burnt orange and violet/blue plaid shirt on. Over that he has a grey blazer. He is one of the worst dressed people I’ve seen on television In a long time. Louis Katz. White. Glasses. Receding blonde hair.
I pretend a lot.
an example would be the entire rest of my day.
My mom was embarassed because while we were at...
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I had a dream people kept throwing empty cardboard...
Merry Christmas.
I wish I was the singer of a hot buzzband.
Just thaught about eating fast food and am now...
…shit.
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i think what i want most for christmas is an...
where’s a mall santa when you need one.
dull people don't seem to like me.
Being without a beard growing on me is growing on...
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when i was a little kid i got the bat plane for...
probably out of happiness.
I may have gotten a parking ticket in October
When I was in East Lansing. And parked in the “Hamster Cage”. In a spot that wasn’t reserved. And I put my ticket stub in my window. And stayed overnight. There was a yellow envelope under my wipers. I scanned it and it just told me how to pay for something or other. It didn’t tell me it was a ticket or what I needed to pay for. Also I was high. So maybe it did. But I...
Just because you have a lot of followers and an...
I hate Tumblr Messiahs.