February 2012
146 posts
On what occasions can I call someone a "wad"
I often have ideas for movies starring me where I...
The IHOP was the capitol of his own private...
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Finally
Finally,
An attractive woman walks in.
Boots
And skinny jeans
And plaid
And stretched ears
And cute glasses
And everything.
She is with a guy
Who I have bought smokes from
At the gas station.
But she keeps glancing at me
And I keep wishing.
echomignonnette replied to your post: echomignonnette replied to your post: Girls and…
What sorts of theme?
eclectic
echomignonnette replied to your post: Girls and Their Butts
What are you looking to make it about?
a poetry book.
Girls and Their Butts
By Craig Richards.
I am still trying to think of a name for my book.
while standing outside in the cold having a...
bbyfox replied to your post: Stupid ho.
I know. I’m sorry.
it wasn’t directed at anyone. I just felt the need to tumbl something.
Stupid ho.
I get really good internet in the hallway.
Anonymous asked: Be mine
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Hey Baby, Do You Like Daft Punk?
Next great pick up line. If she says no, it’s a deal breaker.
I don't like Glee but I love Dianna Agron.
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I think IHOP should change the p from pancakes to...
That way they can serve pizza.
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Thought I Had Without The Help Of Drugs.
I think it would rule if someone made movies about me, and I didn’t realize they were about me, and I loved all of them. But never knew.
renegaderalph replied to your post: Have you ever almost applied to dj at a roller rink?
Johnny’s? :P
Naw, some place in Holland. I don’t want to talk about it. I went back and interviewed. It was full of tweens. I don’t think anyone else applied. I am unfortunately a shoe-in for the job. I am scared.
I am wondering how I became so hyper critical of...
Read: an ass.
sarahsquidz replied to your post: sarahsquidz replied to your photo: me sweaty and…
I do what I can. ALSO, I just posted a picture with some words and junk. So eat my shit baby Craig!
Your blog is two pages long and updated recently for the first time in ten months. That is not doing what you can. Miss you and Mike. I’m too poor to visit again. Also, you a baby.
Have you ever almost applied to dj at a roller...
Because you dj electro and house music and think it could be fun. So you go there and can see it has a Christian message. And there is a line of literal children forming outside. And you are agnostic with a bat tattoo and you smoke and drink.
So you have crazy anxieties over the nightmare that is beyond those children and behind those doors. So you freak out and leave.
Then debate about going...
“It’s not racist, we don’t like the Chinese.”
– my dad in regards to an extremely racist commercial currently playing on Michigan television.
“She took off her oxygen mask for only a second to light her cigarette which...”
– -the news
“Ahahahahahaha” -my father
I feel like laying next to a woman who moderately...
It could be you! (I’ve been thinking of my life through infomercials lately)
One Less Shitty Photographer
Down with instagram.
sarahsquidz replied to your photo: me sweaty and getting treated like a baby.
You is a baby!
Way to keep up on your blogging Sarah.
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Forever Alone
Sometimes I think that the forever alone meme was inspired by me. But in order for that to be true someone would have had to of been paying attention to me.
A Text I Just Sent
Would you ever sit with me and lay your head on my shoulder and watch something on my computer at a coffee shop in the middle of the afternoon. Because that’s something I would like.
DO IT!
thesugarray replied to your photo: This is why I had to shower in a bathroom that…
I should take that bird away.
It’s your damn bird!
